So that only leaves the problem of what to do with the next printer that dies. The local tip is not a pleasant place to cycle to, what with the tricky roundabout to negotiate, drivers using the busy Tesco entrance/exit and Shell exit dashing into gaps in traffic without noticing bikes, and then the narrow entrance to the tip and the general scrum there.

The answer is to buy a better quality printer – we’ve done that, but’ve still got a dying one to deal with soon. Better start looking for another retailer that might take it back.